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Modern Man
04:57
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introducing modern man
the future’s in his modern hands
don’t talk to him about yesterday
he looks ahead he knows the way
don’t hate what you don’t understand
our time is just a grain of sand
he’ll pave the way he’ll blur the lines
he’ll take us into modern times
back into these modern times
so dizzy from the squiggly lines
lower case but upper hand
he’s half the size but twice the man
so hold on tight and seek to find
the answers in your modern mind
the future’s here it’s coming fast
he’ll kick you in your modern ass
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2. |
Packs A Wallop
04:15
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duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck-a duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
we didn’t see it coming
and so we crouched down low
it smelled a lot like somethin’
but it moved super slow
we ducked and then we darted
and rolled on down the road
we stopped before we started
and back and forth we go
undid the deed
not for us to say
we talk the talk
then we walked away
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck-a duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck-a duck duck
we hit the ground a-runnin’
and ran around the pole
we didn’t stop for nothin’
‘cause it was way too cold
took all the time we wanted
and then we took it home
we turned and then we’re taunted
around the world we roam
we hit the wall
then we hit the hay
the orders tall
it’s the price to pay
and we looked into the void
and we walked on through the door
they looked at us annoyed
and this is what they swore
we all new how to play
we understood the deal
we do it everyday
and this is how it feels
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
IT PACKS A WALLOP!
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
IT PACKS A WALLOP!
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck-a duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
that’s when the red sea parted
and went from hot to cold
so fresh back when it started
and now it’s growing mold
that’s when the trouble started
at least that’s we’re told
they kept it safely guarded
from new to two days old
ducks eat the bread
and they eat for free
they tap the head
yellin’ goose at me
and we looked into the void
and we walked on through the door
they looked at us annoyed
and this is what they swore
they walked around the group
and taped us on our heads
we listened for the goose
but duck was what they said
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
IT PACKS A WALLOP!
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
it packs a wallop
IT PACKS A WALLOP!
duck duck duck duck duck-a duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck duck-a duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
duck duck duck duck duck duck-a duck-a duck duck duck duck duck duck
goose
goose
goose
goose
goose
goose
(goose)
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3. |
Step Into Striped Light
03:35
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come in from the shadows
and step into striped light
all the loose we thought we tied up
turned out to be tied up way too tight
did we see somethin’ here that matters
can we see what they say is clear in sight
we was taunted straight into tatters
and then we stepped into striped light
runnin’ with the devil
was the devil I meant
diggin with the shovel
‘til the shovel got bent
spellin’ with the letters
in the letter I sent
diggin all day
didn’t make a dent
seller door
not much more
underground and hotter
battering ram
buried in the sand
better not to bother
get out of the gallows
and step into striped light
right here the water’s too shallow
let’s go out deep ‘til it’s just right
deep in the water the dogfish
the bark was as bad as the bite
and now we’re all smellin’ ocean-ish
‘cause we got into a fish fight
runnin’ with the devil
was the devil i meant
diggin with the shovel
‘til the shovel got bent
spellin’ with the letters
in the letter i sent
diggin’ all day
didn’t make a dent
seller door
not much more
underground and hotter
battering ram
buried in the sand
better not to bother
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4. |
Luck Bean
02:48
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and when the day goes your way
you’ll be thankin’ the bean
and so they tell you go to hell
good luck is just what they mean
hold the bean in your hand
make a wish keep it clean
the bean is true to you
if you’re true to the bean
luck bean
once you’re lucky then you’ll see what I mean
luck bean
go down and yourself a reason to be
luck bean
it’ll be the only luck that you need
luck bean
and you’ll owe it all the luck bean
all the luck in the world
in the form of a bean
a secret weapon
that will take us to the top of the scene
we feel fortunate
we have all the luck that we need
just my bean and myself
we make a hell of a team
a hell of a team
luck bean
once you’re lucky then you’ll see what I mean
luck bean
go down and yourself a reason to be
luck bean
it’ll be the only luck that you need
luck bean
and you’ll owe it all the luck bean
luck bean
it’s the bestest bean of luck that you’ve seen
luck bean
it can keep you doing magical things
luck bean
keeps us lucky ‘cause we’re keepin’ it clean
luck bean
and we owe it all to the luck bean
luck bean
once you’re lucky then you’ll see what I mean
luck bean
go down and yourself a reason to be
luck bean
it’ll be the only luck that you need
luck bean
and you’ll owe it all the luck bean
luck bean
it’s the bestest bean of luck that you’ve seen
luck bean
it can keep you doing magical things
luck bean
keeps us lucky ‘cause we’re keepin’ it clean
luck bean
and we owe it all to the luck bean
owe it all to the luck bean
owe it all to the luck bean
owe it all to the luck bean
owe it all to the luck bean
owe
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5. |
Suckatash
04:12
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if they ask us what we saw there
we might answer with this tune
oh so shiny and it jiggled
in the bright light of the moon
sometimes words don’t mean what they say
we demanded all the answers
and will learn them all this way
back into the front
flip into the stack
flippin’ all around
stash it in the sack
buried in the mix
mix it in the mash
pickin’ up the stick
vanish in a flash
bigger than a bear
badder than a bat
hipper what they wear
radder than a rat
treasure in the trunk
treasure in the trash
measuring the day
sucker suckatash
dig a hole through all the earth piles
with a soup spoon and the will
shades of blue in all the fountains
humming show tunes sitting still
sometimes words don’t sound like they mean
underneath it there was way more
than the naked eye could see
tickle in the nose
butter in the pan
funny how it goes
sparkle in the sand
back under the bad
broke into the box
everybody mad
foxing out the fox
kick it in the can
can you really kick
backside of the hand
handling the trick
running with the kids
running all a muck
flipping all the lids
‘nother one got stuck
suckatash
is what they called it
just before it got its name
suckatash
it all looks different
but it tastes the same
suckatash
took all the chances
then it took the blame
suckatash
did all the work
but got none of the fame
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6. |
Laser Beans
04:03
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speed of light
jekyll and hyde
thunder sings
laser beans
back in time
the sun didn’t lie
pharaohs and kings
they kept all the beans
rabbit in the hat
and the pie in the sky
the magic makin’ us mad
we didn’t know what we had
but we tried
continued laughing out loud
also yelling inside
not bad for 10% of the brain
and our toys
if they knew what we had
we would know
‘cause it’s the weapon they have
but it’s our weapon of choice
laser beans
laser beans
back and forth
laser wars
assemble the team
collect all the beans
the things she likes
lightnin’ strikes
electric rings
and laser beans
rabbit in the hat
and the pie in the sky
the magic makin’ us mad
we didn’t know what we had
but we tried
continued laughing out loud
also yelling inside
not bad for 10% of the brain
and our toys
if they knew what we had
we would know
‘cause it’s the weapon they have
but it’s our weapon of choice
laser beans
laser beans
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7. |
Funk Bean
03:51
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8. |
Warn The Kids
04:23
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warn the kids
that no one knows
the real words
or how the tune goes
and warn the kids
warn them well
because if kids catch colds
we all catch hell
‘cause it ain’t here
don’t mean it’s gone
just ‘cause we’ve lost the map
don’t mean we don’t know where we are
we’ll start from scratch
we’ll start again
we have technology
we can rebuild him
the sounds we’ve heard
the sights we’ve seen
so warn the kids
to keep it clean
we’ll dig in deep
but not for long
we’ll miss a phrase or two
but we’ll finish the song
with egos bruised
and elbows sore
we’ll build it bigger
and maybe better than before
it’s super loud
so hold your ears
so warn the kids
the magic’s here
so warn the kids
don’t take the bait
‘cause it’s a pumpkin
and it’s getting late
just cause it’s dark
don’t mean that we can’t see
just cause there’s bears outside
don’t mean that we can’t leave
warn the kids
don’t be proud
warn the kids
it gets this loud
they future’s now
it’s out of sight
the magic’s back
the magic pipe...
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9. |
Stones Throw
07:22
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