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Songs in the Key of Beotch

by That 1 Guy

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    Originally released in 2001, then rereleased in 2004 by Righteous Babe Records.

    “Songs In The Key Of Beotch” is considered by most to be That 1 Guy's defining release. Within a year of completing the magic pipe, That 1 Guy makes the big decision to quit all bands and skip town in order to redirect all attention towards the magic pipe and a new cd. Renting a small studio in El Segundo California, a block away from the LAX airport runway, That 1 Guy goes at this one totally alone. Tracking it all mostly live to ADAT, and then mixing and mastering it all by himself. This proves to be a big project, soul searching and learning, taking small breaks only to watch airplanes take off and get coffee. That 1 Guy spends the better part of a year working on this one. Well worth it, don’t you agree? ... more
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1.
One 02:08
Of all the dirt that we dug I think my favorite was the mud Of all the wine that we drank I think my favorite was the blood Of all the bombs that we lit I think my favorite was the dud Of all the things that we chew I think my favorite was the cud Of the cow Like that time When we lied To and fro Hope to throw Tables turn Books that burn Hurt to shine Tilt the wheel Hold the hand Cop a feel Close the deal Like that time Turpentine When we lied To and fro..... Of all the banks that we robbed I think my favorite one was mine Of all the bushes that burn The ones I like talk wise and kind Of all the toys that we smashed I think I like the ones that wind Of all the beotches we pimp slapped I like the ones that did not mind Overmatteryourheadonaplatterputthebreadinth ebatteryacidtoneicecreamConeyislandonasunn ysidedowntothewateryou'llsellmeyourdaughter i'llplotanewcourseonahorsewithnonamedroppin' pillpoppin'sonofabeotchthebugbugbitesmakem eieotch..... Of all the trees that we hugged I think I like the ones that died Of all the butts that we grabbed I remember only the wide ones Of all the whales that we beached You chose to blame it on the tide Of all the forks that we stole Just to jab each others' sides Of the shape Of the smoke Of the bang Of the pipe Twist and turn Records burn Melting wax Melting hype Hurt to change Heat exchange Burning down Turning ripe Of the shape Of the smoke Of the bang Of the pipe.....
2.
Weasel potpie Dig a little ditch and hold the phones Weasel potpie Fill it all in with butterfly bones Weasel potpie Scribble on days and dribble on drones Weasel potpie Then pick your teeth with butterfly bones Weasel potpie Pick a little pitch then sing alone Weasel potpie Then poke 'em in the stitches till they grimace and moan Weasel potpie Bigger than bricks and sticks and stones Weasel potpie Then pick your teeth with butterfly bones O' my my Once again with your finger in the Weasel potpie O' why? why? Did you go and stick your finger in the Weasel potpie Keep it in a box with socks and loans Weasel potpie With riches and itches and cinnamon scones Weasel potpie Bigger than bricks and sticks and stones Weasel potpie Then poke 'em in the eye with butterfly bones O' my my Once again with your finger in the Weasel potpie O' why? why? Did you go and stick your finger in the Weasel potpie...
3.
Halfassed 03:41
I like to hide in the summer time Don't like to site cause it makes me tired Sit beside the high Summer sigh Do you wonder where you wander When the sun shine's dry Down by the day down by the ditch The sun shine's dry when blisters itch No water for the seed tumble weed So damn pretty what a pity when sun shines on me Sit beside the summer sigh do you wonder where you wander when the sun shines dry Ripped rags we've had The sheepish grin The sea of grass The shepherd's face The horse's ass Rip tides we find In the salty sea The sea of brine If you show me yours I'll show you mine Say it ain't so You know it won't last You play it double time slow I like it halfassed..... I like to hide in the winter time Don't like to jump cause it makes me tired No lightning in the sky thunder thigh Wobble weeble Meat placebo Happy drive on by Down by the deep down by the dump Out of the dirt out through the stump So dirty are the deeds weakened knees Try and be a man but I can't stand what I can't see No lightning in the sky thunder thigh Wobble weeble Meat placebo Happy drive on by Wet weeds we need The stupid style the crooked fact The silly smile the assphalt crack Rip tides we find in the salty sea the sea of brine If you show me yours I'll show you mine Say it ain't so You know it won't last You play it double time slow I like it halfassed.....
4.
Mudpies 03:08
Sittin' on a mudpie just for fun Shootin' at the birdies with my squirt gun Soak 'em to the bone Now they gots to run Double plus wet they holler High school dance Wet your pants Line up for the slaughter By some time Rain or shine They'll fix his brain with solder Trouble in the brain is the trouble I'm told Rakin' in the rainbow did you hide the gold Cookin' in the kitchen can you taste the mold Heat it till it's hotter Sack of woe Albino crow Funny running water Hi or low friend or foe We is on the teeter totter Count up the dog bites 1,2,3 Run like a bumpkin howdy hee Sing like a siren la da dee That's 1, 2, 3 Achin' in the belly from the jelly I ate Fakin; out the fellies at the deli I hate Naked on the tele sellin' tackle and bait Buy it for a dollar No one's in the bushes if the bushes are cold No one's in the closet if the clothes has got mold No one keeps the kitty in a sleeper hold The fleas all love its collar Third eye sneeze Killer bees Deadly from the thunder Me o' my Humble and high It's time to tunnel under Count up the dog bites 1, 2, 3 Run like a bumpkin howdy hee Sing like a siren la da dee That's 1, 2, 3
5.
Birdcage 02:05
6.
Birds 02:24
Birds Some people get their eyes poked out by birds Birds They look sweet but don't be fooled Birds Beady eyes and a sharpened beak Birds Razor claws on crooked feet I saw some gang up on a Monkey at the zoo I felt bad but there was Nothing I could do I'm just glad it was not you or me IN that monkey's shoes But I know they're out there Watching and Waiting Birds I look into the sky and I see Birds I wish I could fly just like the Birds Hitchcock made me wonder why Birds Some people get their eyes poked out by birds Some people get their eyes poked out by birds Some people get their eyes poked out by birds Some people get their eyes poked out by birds Some people get their eyes poked out by birds Some people get their eyes poked out by birds
7.
When I go get some new breath Nose is rising with the tide Sun will set down hour's bloom Gonna get my toes ground real soon Can you see my neck? Gonna get another mother So what the heck When the rubber tub drains Then hog complains The style's rumbling in the wreck Gonna go and rub my elbows 'Till they sparkle in the sun Gonna grease em mean Gonna make the scene Gonna get another brother everywhere I lean Can you see my neck? Like a chicken in the grass Gonna pass not peck Like it matters on deck And you wish me well In the under I dwell Is it heave or heck Well...
8.
Axlrod 01:17
Jumpin' jack axlrod Ran wiht hisb oots on Hourglass in the sun 'Cause the sand weighs a ton Twenty minutes second lead 'Round the world in a bus with Kenny Says Shasta is the place to be That's only cause you can't see it His sign says fewer babies please He asked me if I brought my own strainer He says he like the smell of Chinese tea And then he starts complainin' Twenty minutes second lead 'Round the world in a bus with Kenny Says Nashville is the place to be But he didn't get to see it Jumpin' jack axlrod He ran with his boots on The hourglass in the sun 'Cause the sand weighs a ton
9.
Hat on my head Was it something that I said Gonna write some words Kill two birds With one stone Kill 'em dead In the hand In the bush In the brain In the sand Gonna kill two birds In one bush Kill 'em both With one stone Yea It's a bonafide fact Rats only charge you when they're cornered Sold out fast Without a broomstick or a map Rats And all the hoggys go Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye Thoughts in my brain Monkey scream in the rain Birdie fly o' so high In the sky Birdie fly Monkeys see Monkey do Monkey shit On my shoe Birdie eat Birdie sing Birdie hide in the bush Yea It's a bonafide fact Rats only charge you when they're cornered Sold out fast Without a broomstick or a map Rats And all the hoggys go Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
10.
It's raining meat And I can't see my own two feet Two tone tan Falling heat Stay long around Butt scrapes the ground Look to the moon It's raining meat Raining meat Hard as hell And the news man Thinks it's neat But it stinks No stars up high IN the midnight sky Just falling flesh Meaty sheets 'Cause the rats fart Stinks like wheat Loaf of dread Stinky heat It keeps the devil in his seat It's raining meat... It's raining meat And I can't see my own two feet Two tone tan Falling heat Grin ear to ear Cry a meaty tear A tender moment Meaty year Listening to the meaty sounds Fleshy dance floor Getting down Sitting deep In the bloody beat Carne chair Meaty seat 'Cause the rats fart Stinks like wheat Loaf of dread Stinky heat It keeps the devil in his seat It's raining meat... It's raining meat...
11.
Steamin' hunks Of hot love chunks Smelly packs Of smelly skunks Hangin' out With-tattooed punks Skunks and punks And hot love chunks Underneath A sky of blue My dog has fleas And you do too Strolling down The avenue One ain't enough Give me two Bloody heaps Of slaughtered sheeps They used to bahh Now not a peep Flesh and wool Some three feet deep Some shepherds dream this When they sleep...
12.
Joyful Noise 01:53
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