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The Moon is Disgusting

by That 1 Guy

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    After a few years of non-stop touring and sonic refinement. That1Guy has been writing and road testing some of his strongest material to date. Ready to record the new album, he decides to go to a real studio and hire a real sound engineer . The album was recorded and mixed in Northern California at Bay View Studios by audio legend Karl Derfler (Tom Waits, The Billy Nayer Show, the list goes on, he’s that good). Also recorded “almost live”, in the studio, this album is chalk full of magical songs about, you guessed it, the moon, cheese, fruit, and butts (almost in that order). No expense was spared in order to bring out maximum full frequency supersonic awesomeness, so we all win!
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1.
Look up to the moon whistle up a tune keep it to yourself for now this ain't no lie Everybody knows but nobody says right between the devil and the deep blue sky The bigger the pond is the fatter the geese the deeper the water the deeper the freeze The sweeter the blood is the fatter the fleas... The sweeter the blood is the fatter the fleas the moon is disgusting it's made of cheese It's a wet cheese left out in the cold the moon is disgusting or so I've been told What you thought you knew what you thought was blue the reasons the werewolves do the things you heard they did Tinker toys and bowls lincoln logs and sieves birds and bricks with last year's stones and this year's sticks We'll get rid of the locks but we're keeping the keys eat all the bread then we'll pay all the fees sell off the dogs then we'll train all the fleas Strong in the elbows but weak in the knees... The honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees... The honey tastes sweeter when you anger the bees the moon is disgusting it's made of cheese It's a wet cheese left out in the cold the moon is disgusting or so I've been told
2.
Bananas 04:31
Shake 'em from the tree stick 'em in your ear make them think you care because you fake another tear Don't know what to take fishing in the dark itching for a bite and then you catch another shark Ringing all around very hard to tell break another sound and we can crack another bell Matching all the cloths itching in the legs scratch 'em with your toes and hatching all the spider eggs Happy howl and waggle ugly gawk and gaggle somewhere lost from a to z Angry are the funny lava's hot and runny backwards laughing at the sea 'Cause some bananas are too big to see once my brother threw a banana at me we found it on the ground 'cause it fell from the tree I ate it off the wall it was all meant to be poking all around but you just don't know demanding new bananas that just won't grow hit them with a sack of oats that we just won't sow bananas in our hands and we won't let go Turn it up to ten take it as a sign I'll probably muck it up but let me try it one more time Didn't see a thing feeling in the dark fell in love with that 1 tree and rubbing up against the bark Tell me that I'm meek floating out to sea gawking at the geek and then I find the geek is me Teeter on the brink wish it all away don't know what to think because they ain't got much to say Laughing while you're yelling smiling while we're smelling sappy underneath the tree Clouded was the sound crowded all around saving face but scraping knee Slipping on the peels when they fall to the floor I hung around so long my bananas got sore Clapping with my hands mad 'em mad slam the door banana in the hat must have been there before shaking at the trees hope bananas fall shaky in the knees 'cause the trunk's too tall flakey referee don't agree with the call middle of the game run away take the ball Now they're throwing bananas a lot you know that these are all the bananas we got buried in the sand gonna rain gonna rot keep them to yourself once again thanks a lot I ran with the banana I thought was mine yellow is the reason we run this time the little bit of green that we took as a sign the closest thing to good that we thought we could find With 20/20 eyes but they still can't see yet I could feel it burn when they look at me beat around the bush it's the best way to beat and once again they're throwing bananas they're throwing bananas...
3.
Mash 03:20
Mash mash mashing butt ugly butt it's clashing like a rash with all the passion at the bottomless pit Pit boss picking the light bulbs we were licking getting thicker if we bicker like a bon of a sitch No more mowing no other way of knowing if we go the way we're going then we're glowing like this Dead yet active butt ugly butt attractive understanding underpants but never getting the jist Last... and once again and young and old and big and brash and in control a butter roll but just a dash and whisper then the secret kept a secret stash they're coming in so incomplete the income tax, and now and then and back and forth and slow and fast and traded for we traded in our crazy cash and further more and farther forward standing last the future is... the future doesn't know it's past Blood bath bashing beneath the teeth were gnashing if we clown around down under sounding loud like a fist Sharp edge slashing the ugly colors splashing if we dance around the bun surrounding thunder like this Baked in batches we batten down the hatches matching all the matches end to end and tip to tip Lots of chances then breaking all the branches catching all the cats we can catch a cat nap cat nip Then... we waited long we waited in our waiting pants the captain's log the captain doesn't stand a chance the caption says while standing in his captain stance he did this long he did his little captain dance and weighted down a heavy look a lighter glance and big and small it happened there it's happenstance on top again until we toppled over that we understood that under there was underpants Big, bad, and gorgeous we need a little more just hold your horses joining forces 'till we's twice what we was the sticks we're stacking it's time to get it cracking neither luck that we're lacking back and forth like we tug Favorite phrasing the albums they were phasing like the wicker they were raising way out deep in the sticks Mash mash mixing the fixtures that they're fixing and the licks we're eighty-sixing to the end of the mix
4.
Oranges 01:57
Orange you glad it's the shape of the sound just takes one taste to know there's oranges around I'll take it back but first I'll take another bite-ta I ate it then because I thought it looked ripe-pa Sweeter now but it was sour last night eyes full of citrus 'cause we got into a fruit fight sweet like candy with your tongue to the ground build them up and then we'll break 'em all down It's never over 'till the fat fruit gets squeezed we like to lick it but it stung on the lips get out the glasses and we'll squeeze 'till it stings so could you hold another urge back like this They mumbled reasons that they wrecked all their reps another sucker got too quick with his quips that's why we stumbled when we took such big steps that's why we puckered when we took such big sips...
5.
Jigsaw 02:56
Sharp as a razor blade sweet like toothpaste old like Captain Hook smooth like ice skates new as a yugo wise like an Eskimo low like a mojo cheap like a garden hoe strange like a strange man cold like a frying pan still like an old shoe smelling like doggie doo acting like a zero feeling like a hero dumb like a doorknob dull like a dumb job Crooking up my own feast cruising left due east holding up a lamp post full blown weenie roast stiff like new jeans jumping like jumping beans creeping like a spider lying like a liar drooling like a mad dog lost in the thick fog stack me a full deck I'm lost aw heck gods in the pocket fingers in the socket got me a new look hanging from a meat hook bad like rotten meat hot like canned heat quick like fast feet driving from the back seat stray like an alley cat grungy like a doormat red like a stop sign bold like a shoe shine high like a wino wide like a rhino bright like the sunshine pricking like a porcupine sticking with the program picking out the toe jam underneath the full moon made of cheese... It will carve a perfect circle it will cut through wood like butter you know the grass is always greener and the gravity grows stronger the bark is getting bigger and the bit is biting harder the bread is growing moldy and the weeds are growing taller...
6.
Mustaches 03:13
Keeping your head on your body knowing the nose on your face knowing the reasons we're naughty shaving the lame with much haste I dug the texture but I didn't dig the taste I speak the language but I can't recall the hand shake Felt kinda' guilty 'cause it felt like such a waste don't trust a soul when all the mustaches are fake-a Under the rocks is the water under the ground where it's safe under the heat where it's hotter holding the nose in its place Telling a taller tale happy pulling on the leg whistling dixie till the 'stache got in the way I bought it last time just to prove it was a fad I only bought it this time 'cause the mustache was rad... Ugly like that kiss it on the lips in the middle it sits the hair was such a hit and with a lip this fat we can tickle all the bits 'cause with a 'stache this rad the truth is going to slip Looking your best in the bottom filling your pants up with beans soaking them long like you oughta busting apart at the seams They blame it on us even though it ain't our fault-ta they say they're worthy but they're seldom worth their salt-ta they'll only drive down if they think they know the deal the birds were made of plastic but the mustache was real Ugly like that kiss it on the lips in the middle it sits the hair was such a hit and with a lip this fat we can all tickle the bits because with a 'stache this rad the truth is going to slip...
7.
Dig 03:51
Under the ground it's a-waiting for me under the ground it's a-waiting for you under the sea beneath the rocks and stone under the sea deeper than deep Under the rug it's a hardwood floor under the floor live the rat and the mouse under the house it's truth and ground over my head it's just the moon and that sound... 'Cause I, eye, I see you biting your nails you got your hands on the rail brains in a pail You can't just keep on hanging around put your eyes to the ground you've got to dig dig dig dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out dig-a dig dig yeah yeah yeah Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in dig dig dig dig dig Into the wood I hit the nail on the head into the wood with a hammer of lead up on the hill I can see it all over the hill it's a long hard fall keep chugging it down 'till you get your fill keep chugging it down 'till you're blue faced ill don't jack it around keep chugging it down don't jack it around 'Cause I, eye, I see you biting your nails you got your hands on the rail brains in a pail You can't just keep on hanging around put your eyes to the ground you've got to dig dig dig dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out Dig it out dig-a dig dig yeah yeah yeah yeah Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in Dig it in dig dig dig dig dig dig...
8.
Buttmachine 03:06
Just 'cause it's cracked doesn't mean that it's broke just 'cause it's a butt doesn't mean it's a joke With a heart like an apple butt hard like a stone stuck in the mud 'cause it stuck to the bone ...and this is how it starts and this is what it seems and this is who we are and this is what will be The future is all planned and now comes to pass artificial man artificial... End of the line look at the time time ticking and tell me that you think it's clean Where there's a way there is a lie everybody we trusted not to be so mean What we discussed was so disgusting filling it up and busting at the seams Putting the peas out with the pies everybody combusting but the buttmachine Cracked like a bell but don't mean that it rings and just 'cause it's shiny don't mean that it's clean The movement is over the flush has begun and just 'cause it's ugly don't mean it's no fun ...and just because we can it don't mean that we should and just 'cause it's modern don't mean it smells good Function over form fiction over pain and just because it's chrome don't mean it won't stain Single the word double the talk talk triple the babble to tell me what they say Jingle the bell held up in heck well only the funny one kind'a knows the way Putting the peas out with the pies everybody combusting butt the butt it seems End of the days end so abrupt everybody corrupted but the buttmachine Buttmachine...Buttmachine Buttmachine...Buttmachine Buttmachine...Buttmachine Buttmachine...Buttmachine Buttmachine ...just like I told ya sold your soul ...they sold it for ya hold your own ...don't let them scold ya hold your nose ...they'll blow it for ya Half of the work all of the class can you show us the reason that it works this well Give it a jerk spilling the gas and I betcha it's silent but it might just smell Half of the will some of the time all of the reasons we left it in the kitchen sink Shining it up another butt more than half of the battle is that it just might stink Quick and the fast gelatinous mass so soft was the goo and so we poked right through it Tree in the woods making a sound no one around and so we just say screw it End of the line look at the time time ticking and tell me that you think it's clean Follow your nose and the joke not that nobody's laughing but the buttmachine...
9.
How's... ...'bout them holes in the moon when it orbits low we could reach up to harvest cheese and retrieve all our things from them holes... holes... Burn the bread throw it down hit the floor with the butter side down heavy hands clapping sounding out pounds cut the night like the thunder thigh sounds Wolf... ...takes our things away he goes no one sees no one knows why he takes the things we own or how they get up in them holes... holes... Don't look now we're surrounded by clowns eyes they smile but the mouths they all frown (now) big balloons and they're laughing out loud eyes are black and their noses are red and round We... ...never mind we let them go no one cares so it goes it's understood open close all good things end up in holes... holes... Cats fall out of the trees in this town always land with their paws on the ground no where to run when there's blood in the hound ask me then but the dogs are here now Lazy bones But we'll hunker down soon far away like the holes in the moon lucky day but then to fickle to try types of toys that made 'em giggle then cry hazy days sticky stumble in view held together 'till we tumble in two cats they land with their paws on the ground bread always lands with the butter side down How's... ...'bout them holes in the moon when it orbits low we could reach up to harvest cheese and retrieve all our things from them holes...
10.
Guava 03:06
Take this train take my turn tell me that you wanna travel there and then you'll learn Guava Guava All for free on the ground squash it with your palm-a ripe as rain all around Guava Guava Just 'cause the fog is getting thicker and all of the talk is getting slicker winning hearts and he wears what's in the hamper all pompous and plump too much to pamper Gushy this mushy that squeeze it if you wanna push them and they'll push you back Guava Guava Right as rain wrong as rope tie it in a knot-ta hoping yes but hearing nope Guava Guava With no where to go and now it's over so clever the toe hoof of a clover we owe not a cent but just one favor then we notice the hot and funny flavor Under sold underwear teach them what they taught ya what we're told why we're scared Guava Guava in the air in the cage bite us in the bottom not enough known at this stage Guava Guava
11.
Rainbow 14:22

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